The kind of quotes you might find in a bathroom | |||
Issued with the Sachets Direct Website on the front
White sugar on the back. |
Issued with Frame on the front
White sugar on the back. |
Issued with the frame on the front
Brown sugar on the back. |
A bargain is something
you don't need - at a price you can't resist! |
A pat on the back
is only a few centimetres - from a kick in the butt! |
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A committee takes minutes
and wastes hours! |
An adult
is one who has ceased growing vertically.. but not horizontally! |
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Anybody who knows
all the answers.. has probably misunderstood the question! |
Be nice to your children
..they choose your Nursing Home! |
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By the time man finds
greener pastures.. he cannot climb the fence! |
He who laughs last
has not heard the bad news! |
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He who never made
a mistake -- never made a decision! |
I love the job
It's the work I hate! |
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I'm very efficient..
I haven't missed a tea break in ten years! |
If I want your opinion
..I'll give it to you! |
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Keep your friends close
-- but your enimies closer! |
Laugh and the world
laughs with you - snore and you sleep alone! |
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Money isn't everything..
but it keeps the children in touch! |
Never interrupt your
enemy when he is making a mistake! |
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Never put off 'till
tomorrow what you can put off for good! |
Nothing
is to be expected.. but the unexpected |
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The longer the job title
- the less inportant the job! |
Only a fool tests the water
with both feet |
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Someday
is not a day of the week |
The meek may well inherit
the earth..but.. how are they going to market it! |
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The surest way to be late
-- is to have plenty of time! |
The time to relax
-- is when you don't have time for it! |
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The only place where
success comes before work.. is in a dictionary |
To finish first ..
You must first finish! |
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Why be a Manager..
when you could be human! |
Why get it right first time,
..when doning it wrong fifteen times.. gives you job security! |
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Work is a fine thing
..if it doesn't take up too much of your spare time! |
Women are meant to be loved
..not understood! |
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Issued with no frame
white sugar on the back Different text than the other 3 series |