Coffee & Sugar "promotion" by Puccino Coffee
Issued in White & Brown Sugar.

What to do with a sugarpacket by Puccino Coffee

Puccino's 2008

Puccino's

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Add to
loserish
collection.
Best before
whole packet
disintegrates.
Fiddle with,
contemplating
pointlessness
of existence.
Grow
own
sachet.
Juggle grains,
whistling all
faux jollily.
Leave wife
& family for.
Pour onto
beach then
pick up again
decade later.
Prittstick on
top of photo,
of loved one's
face.
Sellotape
to soles of
private eye.
This is not a
brown sugar
sachet.
Use grains as
dot dot dots
after cryptic
comment.
Worry that
robot spiders
will crawl
out of.

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Align all meatly
on table, OCD
style.
It's hip to be
square, I mean
rectangel.
Limited edition
design! Only
about eight
milion printed!
My pet sugar
granules, all
called Shuggy.
Pour into water
to make really
weak tasting
Coke.
Rattle in band
at weekends.
Roll granules under
door to feed person
locked in cupboard.
Usa as really
small, gristly,
non-absorbent
napkin.
And now on BBC2,
you pouring this
sachet of brown
sugar into your
latte or whatever.
Because you're
not sweet enough.

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Because coffee
tastes disgusting.
Hi, I'm Kenneth
and I'll be your
sugar sachet
for this coffee.
Leave trail of
granules behind
self for rest of
life/until granules
run out.
Sorry if all my
rattling is annoying.
They should update
that Mary Poppins
song to 'a sachetful
of sugar'.
Usa granules as
currency. Give
shopkeepers weird
look back when
they give you
weird look.
Do little screams
for granules while
pouring into coffee.
One day phones
will be this small.
AKA, too small.