Coffee & Sugar "promotion" by Puccino Coffee
Issued in White & Brown Sugar.

What to do with a sugarpacket by Puccino Coffee

Puccino's 2008

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Add to loserish collection.	Best before whole packet disintegrates.
Fiddle with, contemplating pointlessness of existence.	Grow own sachet.
Juggle grains, whistling all faux jollily.	Leave wife & family for.
Pour onto beach then pick up again decade later.	Prittstick on top of photo, of loved one's face.
Sellotape to soles of private eye.	This is not a brown sugar sachet.
Use grains as dot dot dots after cryptic comment.	Worry that robot spiders will crawl out of.

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Align all meatly on table, OCD style.	It's hip to be square, I mean rectangel.
Limited edition design! Only about eight milion printed!	My pet sugar granules, all called Shuggy.
Pour into water to make really weak tasting Coke.	Rattle in band at weekends.
Roll granules under door to feed person locked in cupboard.	Usa as really small, gristly, non-absorbent napkin.
And now on BBC2, you pouring this sachet of brown sugar into your latte or whatever.	Because you're not sweet enough.

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Because coffee tastes disgusting.	Hi, I'm Kenneth and I'll be your sugar sachet for this coffee.
Leave trail of granules behind self for rest of life/until granules run out.	Sorry if all my rattling is annoying.
They should update that Mary Poppins song to 'a sachetful of sugar'.	Usa granules as currency. Give shopkeepers weird look back when they give you weird look.
Do little screams for granules while pouring into coffee.	One day phones will be this small. AKA, too small.